Challenge Fun #40 Winner!

I found and befriended a blue unicorn, which can blast Downy-smelling freshness on my clothes at the small price of an apple or carrot!  

Gamma ray washing machine. Also makes your clothes glow in the dark.

Possible side effects include massive muscle development and turning your skin green.

I shall invent a washer and dryer combined with a TV and game console! The add-ons only work while there are clothes being washed or dried, so no Skyrim for you unless you get your laundry done, stinky gamers!

The super hypomatic Mother In Law machine, not only does it get your clothes cleaner and fresher smelling than you've ever seen before, it tisks as it tidies your house, snorts derisively as it rewashes your dishes, remakes your beds so the edges are so crisp you could cut yourself on them, goes through your drawers and folds your underwear (even the 'special' ones) throws out anything you haven't managed to hide at work, and then gives 5 hour lectures on how you're simply not good enough.
No home is complete without one!

My device is a soda. When you drink it your sweat and any other natural filth that leaves your body will turn into a beautiful smell.
This drink does not only cool you down but makes your bad smells turn into the best smells. Since the product works its way into you body and it will release it's fragance through out your whole body and it will release it self on your clothes while you wearing it so no matter how much you sweat, fart, etc you and your clothes will smell good.

Telekinetic Powers of Cleanliness: You put your thinking cap on, and if you believe it's clean, then it must be. (I understand boys... ahem, and some men, have been using this for eons.)

Introducing the time machine! It washes your ties--exclusively ties--by replacing them with the past version, from before they were sullied! Works for bowties, neckties and hairties.

*may cause hordes of time-zombies.

Introducing the one and only Washing Machine in a can! Thankfully, Thomas Edison didn't steal this invention, but this can can make your clothes smell like it came right out of the washing machine! First, stuff your dirty clothes in the can, add the special detergent (that comes in all sorts of scents) and water, and shake the can or do whatever with it like; use it as a baseball! Kick it! And when the time is up as indicated by a light, take out your clothes and dry them like usual! Perfect for college students!

A mystical dragon fairy was discovered on a remote island waaaaaay out in the Pacific ocean. This magic little critter breathes out a delightful fresh scent when agitated to distract predetors. There are easy to care fore and very numerous, get your fairy-dragon today! Just tickle it with a feather and it will sneeze on your cloths and make them smell fresh and clean. Take your little friend everywhere with you so you will always have a way to make your cloths smell clean! A cracker and a bottle cap of water a day will keep your fairy dragon healthy and happy!

There is this mysterious, nameless device that makes everything the opposite of what it seems. There is requirement of three opposite objects. One puts these into a funnel and turns the machiene on.
For this example: Take stale bread crumbs, something old and smelly, and dying grass, and miz it with flat soda. Put those into the funnel, and the clothes into the bucket attached to the machiene. Your clothes now smell fresh!

There is this little box. Only thing that distinguishes this little box from any other is that it contains a beamer. You just cram every piece of laundry into it and select a destination. Want your clothes to smell of the sea? Beam them to the coast! Want your clothes to smell of snow? Send them into the mountains. After a set time period the clothes are being returned automatically. This way your clothes will always have a fresh, natural smell- no more chemistry.

Introducing the all new C.M.F. 5000, a Clothes Mower Freshener!  I am a dummy!

This device takes the idea of the traditional lawn mower, and reinvents it entirely...
The internal powerhouse of the C.M.F. 5000 consists of VERY fine cutting blades, each blade being 5000 times thinner than a needle. They’re powered by a self propelled engine, but instead of using gas, you throw in ANY liquid you want your clothes to smell like.  Clap The liquid that you put in thus activates the tiny blades, and they slice away microbes. Once the material’s clean, the liquid magically evaporates and is sprayed on for you!

Ever wish you could open fire on that lazy slob who simply refuses to do his own laundry?  

Try our new Fragrance Assault Rifle.  Just load this puppy up with our patented aroma pellets and have at 'em.
Gun by xatosilur

Oh that's easy.  All you need to do is use this!  Clothes FreshenersTM!  They're just like car air fresheners but for your clothes!  Just attach, sit back, and watch the magic happen!  Your clothes will smell minty fresh in no time!  Nobody will be able to tell you haven't done laundry in over a month!   With Clothes FreshenersTM!

Now available at all major retailers.

^{Clothes FreshenersTM is a registered trademark of Lobo, Inc.  Do not steal.}

Time to come in for the great Pneumavender.
Imagine a great pneumatic piston. Into the air part, you add lavender essential oil. Then you pull back the stroke. In front of the stroke and compressed scenty air, you stuff in your clothes. Now, with enormous acceleration and high pressure, the compressed lavender air is blown into the clothes. Air and clothes are whirled in the front part of the piston. After the scenty air bust, your clothes smell well thanks to a combination of nature and technique.

Pneumavender: A mixture between Pneumatic (piston) and Lavender.

I go about this in a different way by using science to find out why dogs like the smell of poop. I then contaminate the world's drinking water with a compound that alters our DNA into liking the smell of poop just like dogs do. We can then just mix some of our poop into the washing machine and have great smelling clothes.