!The challenge was to come up with a fairytale involving fruits. There were so many brilliant entries from so many people that I'd like to mention these people and their responses first.
In no particular order:
*coughs dramatically* Listen in kiddies! It's story time! 
*opens book*
Once upon a time there lived a Blueberry Princess, an Apricot Queen and an Apple King. One day the Blueberry went outside to walk through the woods.
She met an evil old Grape. Grape stopped Blueberry and said: 'you're not a blueberry, you're a red current painted blue'. Then the Grape put a curse on her family.
Being a red current Blueberry went to her room to re-evaluate her life. Her parents became deeply concerned but before they could do anything they turned into fruit salad. The Grape heard about this and cackled for many years before dying.
The end.
*slams book shut and puts in the shelf while the kids stare at me oddly*
There once were three old ladies. One bore the Fruit of Labor, one bore the Fruit of Beauty, and one bore the Fruit of Love. Within each Fruit was a Seed of Pleasure. Every year, the Fruit Bearers choose a girl from the town of Greenrich to recieve their Fruits and be blessed with a life of Pleasure from a Fruit, because they fit the qualities. One day, an old man began to grant seven men with Fruits of Disaster, hoping to destroy the Seeds of Pleasure. But ultimatly good beats evil. Soon there were no more Seeds of Misery.
There were two neighbours, a soldier and a priest. In their gardens, the had one tree – an apple tree. Once, a child was eating a pear and saw them in their gardens.
"Why are the apples on your tree unpicked, your tree uncared for?" the child asked the priest.
"It bears the forbidden fruit. I test myself with the temptation."
"Why do you look after your tree? It bears forbidden fruit." the child asked the soldier.
"An apple tree is like any other. It is not evil - our actions determine what we are, and it has done no evil."
"How high must I climb? How high must I fly? How high must I reach, to touch the stars? To reach my fruits of love, my fruits of hate, my fruits of peace, my fruits of horror? I cannot reach the fruits I long for, nor can I hope any more than I have already. I fly into blue, longing to one day graze my fingers upon the star-fruits of the sky, but I'm only a small dragon-fruit-fairy. As high as I try, as far as I may reach, I always, always, fall back down to the earth. My dragon-fruit-fairy."
Once upon a time, there was an apple and a pear.
The apple and the pear came across a grizzly bear.
The bear said “I’m hungry,” and gobbled them up.
A loud voice came from a nearby shrub.
“I’ll punish you bear, for eating my kin.”
The bear scoffed and turned, giving a little spin.
He walked merrily on his way
But to this very day
He cannot eat, he wouldn't dare,
Unless it’s an apple or a pear.
I was out in this odd amazon forest. Lost obviously, like every movie. But the atmosphere in here was odd. I saw many bananas and mangoes around here. But the dragon-fruit caught my attention. I investigate it carefully. I gave it a poke, and it began to move. Backing off, I flinch. I see cracks forming, and something coming out of it. After the commotion, a little dragon came out. I blink with wide eyes. I grabbed it into my palms, and it began to nudge. Smiling, I cradled it in my hands. I had my very own Dragon fruit.
After some epic responses, the winner is... K-9-6-9 for their piece:
It all began when The Biting Pear of Salamanca met The Staring Orange of Whiklewet. It was an epic battle of epic proportions. The Biting Pear started off with a barrage of nasty bite attacks costing The Staring Orange his stem. Contrary to The Biting Pear's thoughts it was not over because The Staring Orange unleashed his laser eyes attack causing the whole field to explode. It was all part of the plan. I was making fruit salad.
